- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
So there was shooting outside my house and like I ran out of my room and told my dad and he was like “be careful stay indoors” and I am just like no I am gonna go out soon at like two am because fuck tumblr.
Like my dad doesn’t make sense why would I go outside? I mean have you seen my skin?
(Source: boneandflesh, via feeifeei)
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me when i first joined tumblr
- me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
- how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
- wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
- wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
- oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
Hong Kong before England:
Hong Kong after England:
IT’S THE EYEBROWS
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people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough
but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself
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One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five.
Run, Rose Tyler,
To stay alive.
4,
3,
2,
1.
The story continues,
But the song is done.
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I saw an anti same sex marriage post arguing that if gay marriage was legalized then there’s nothing to really stop people from just marrying themselves
Why is that a bad thing
Dude have you seen me, I’d do that in a heartbeat
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who cares about gender let’s all just kiss and eat sandwiches
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